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Monthly Archives: October 2018

Maintaining Hierarchies

30-Oct-18

I was cured alright.

I Like To Be Here When I Can

26-Oct-18

Invitation-only, death and tidings.

Ostranenie

24-Oct-18

Unbeknownst to sexting linguists, “apple of my eye” holds diverse meanings.

Professional Courtesy at The Lapin Agile

22-Oct-18

What if words never physically hurt anybody ever.

The Homecoming Dance

18-Oct-18

The pre-apocalypse is when sides are drawn and quartered, atoms smashed on exuberance.

Roman à Clef for Humility Everlasting, Quid Pro Quo

17-Oct-18

Layaway for gratitude, for perseverance, for empathy.

Womb Service, LLC.

16-Oct-18

The Home Improvement vs Frasier of national politics when the people demand Lexx.

Retroactive Ghosts

15-Oct-18

I will be secretly cremated, ashes added to the coffee for my memorial service.

The Sin-Eaters Diet

14-Oct-18

More popular than either cake or crow.

The End is Not Nigh Enough

13-Oct-18

Any end is better than none at all, especially those inspired by real events.

Music of the Spheres

12-Oct-18

#OpMerrilyFuckTheNet

Make-Believe and Profane Geometry

11-Oct-18

I am so, so, so single.

Terribilis est locus iste!

10-Oct-18

Herds too obese to stampede, you may return the item for a refund but you’ll never be refunded the dignity.

Lying Liars to Go, Hold the Cream and Sugar

09-Oct-18

Believe in nothing.

Belting Out The Good Word

09-Oct-18

Children can color inside the lines, but only grownups can stay in the loops.

Vogelfrei

08-Oct-18

All parties possessing a LinkedIn account are legally retarded.

Encomium For Rake and/or Herald

07-Oct-18

You can take a joke whether you believe it or not, just bring it back when you’re done.

Audiences Deserve Nothing But Stitches

06-Oct-18

Thoughts on the intersection of wealth, purpose and intelligence.

How It Was Actually Asimov’s Tears In Rain That Cried Me a River

05-Oct-18

The old input output input output input output.

Two Can Be as Bad as One

04-Oct-18

It’s the loneliest number since the number one.

The Golden Showers and Mud Baths of Our Polity

03-Oct-18

There is no rule of law in the USA, and the proof is everywhere but the Romanesque orgy.