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redefinitions

anxiety: noun; failure by others to bring you comfort and joy.
authority: noun; the absence of good intentions.
avatar: noun; see proxy.
blood-lust: noun; singular form of nationalism.
Charon’s obol: colloquialism; tokens of wisdom commonly of a street value never exceeding two cents’ worth, the only currency afforded in what transpires after this life’s due course.
community: noun; a politically-correct mass-hysteria.
courts: noun; a for-profit system freeing the masses from their own resources and opportunities.
democracy: noun; a blanket term denoting any system of governance obligating others to sacrifice for anything entitling you to glory, enrichment and entertainment.
diplomatic immunity: noun; a welfare requiring no returns.
editing: verb; the only socially-acceptable rendition of sadomasochism.
ego: noun (archaic); synonymous for nothing, as in, the state of nothingness.
freedom: noun; the ability to impair the rights of others.
gender identity: noun; a willful confirmation bias negating words and actions.
gumption: noun; formal synonym for blood-lust.
hero: noun; any person whose esteem is dependent upon your sacrifices.
inundation: verb; that which only suits dry fields.
justice: noun; sustenance for those without.
mainstream: adjective; a descriptive to denote goods and services promoting thoughtlessness of persons other than any individual consumer.
neighbors: plural noun; localized Non-Player Characters, popularly mislabeled as human shields.
patriotism: noun; a pathos defined and measured by the eagerness to see one’s fellows suffer and die needlessly.
politics: noun; the practice of preemptively assaulting anything not appealing to one’s optimal fetish.
pop culture: noun; any artificiality manufactured to burst no bubbles.
populism: noun; the will of a people’s swindler.
power: noun; the absence of self-awareness.
proxy: noun; see avatar.
social network: noun; any contrived setting where victims and victimizers separately find validation.
survival: noun; the maintenance of a given life without glory, enrichment or entertainment.
villain: noun; any person who cannot or will not sacrifice for your esteem.
wealth: noun; the absence of self-sacrifice.
woke: adjective; a descriptive pertaining to every person, place and thing daring to have purposes other than matching one’s dreams.
word salad: noun; any length of text or spoken words which doesn’t explicitly endorse the choices of passersby.